You Know Your a Mom When...


…You spend an insane amount of time dancing behind a camera to get a good photo.
Just smile! Boo! Ah! Look here! Just smile!! SMILE! (And most of them turn out like this…)

 

…You go to Target and hit up the baby clearance rack instead of the women’s/men’s.
I don’t really care about clothes anymore… do you? My own clothes, anyway. I buy something if it’s cute, but goodness, those baby clothes are even cuter.

…You hide all the annoying books so you don’t have to read them for the tenth time that morning.
Please, I don’t want to read about Snowden anymore. Or Dr Seuss ABCs. Or about that  cat. And PLEASE no more Twinkle Twinkle Little Star....... NO MORE!!

 

…You patiently wait until your child is sleeping to eat all the good snacks.
Because, who really wants to share their ice cream with a ravenous toddler?

…You are always tired.
I don’t care if your child sleeps 12 hours a night  or they wake up every two hours … you are always tired. And when you think, I don’t mind if the baby wakes up, and then the baby wakes up, and you’re all like I know how you feel

 

But most important you know your a mom when your heart is so full you feel like it will explode at any moment. And all the things that drive you crazy are also the things you love the most about your life. I treasure all this craziness. I would not trade a second of it for anything!!