You Know Your a Mom When...
…You spend an insane amount of time dancing behind a camera to get a good photo. Just smile! Boo! Ah! Look here! Just smile!! SMILE! (And most of them turn out like this…) …You go to Target and hit up the baby clearance rack instead of the women’s/men’s. I don’t really care about clothes anymore… do you? My own clothes, anyway. I buy something if it’s cute, but goodness, those baby clothes are even cuter. …You hide all the annoying books so you don’t have to read them for the tenth time that morning. Please, I don’t want to read about Snowden anymore. Or Dr Seuss ABCs. Or about that cat. And PLEASE no more Twinkle Twinkle Little Star....... NO MORE!! …You patiently wait until your child is sleeping to eat all the good snacks. Because, who really wants to share their ice cream with a ravenous toddler? …You are always tired. I don’t care if your child sleeps 12 hours a night or they ...